“Digital Photography Expert Techniques” by Ken Milburn

Granny: I see you now have that very expensive camera, Antonio. You know how to use it?
Tony: Yes, grandmama, Grandpa Joe bought this for me so I can take really good pictures.
Granny: But you’re just a point-and-shooter, how can you take really good pictures?
Tony: No hay problema, grand mama. I can have Ken Milburn’s book “Digital Photography Expert Techniques”. I can be an expert too in just a few days.
With it I can learn how to use my digital SLR, choose the right accessories, set up a digital darkroom, organize a workflow sequence, and apply advanced editing techniques.
I can also learn how to make reversible adjustments, use camera RAW for creating effects, use lighting effects and lens flare filters,and organize professional images for albums, exhibits, websites, or publications.
Granny: You read books now, Antonio? I didn’t know you loved books.
Tony: Only this one, grand mama, because it’ll really teach me a lot. Now may I have $45, mamita please, so I can buy the book?
[Via: CameraTown.com]

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